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Top 7 Things That You Should Know About Me:

7) I hate Harry Potter. I don’t really have any much of a real (or reasonable) reason for that matter but it’s just not my thing… I remember reading the first book in 3rd grade and it was so horrible that I couldn’t bear to look at it and hid it underneath my bed and it has never been heard from again… Grr, damn you Harry Potter!!! :O 6) I love to laugh! I hate it when everyone is all serious and all, and I just love to laugh because laughing makes me feel nice!

5) Everything needs to be perfect!!! Every single detail from the little dot on top of the miniature “1″ of my letter “i.” If not, I must bring upon it the tips of my plastic eraser! >(

4)I love, love, and breathe the very being of literature (a.k.a. another fancy word for books)! All hail the wonderful glory of books, and even more books, hoorah!
My favourite authors include: Libba Bray, Lurlene McDaniel, L.A. Meyer, and Kate Brian!

3) I am a slob. Does it really matter if my underwear is clinging onto the doorknob of my closet doors, and pray may I ask that does it also really matter if I use the floors of my bedroom chamber as an extension of my somewhat overstuffed and disorganized addition of my closet/wardrobe???

2) I am of the femmenine gender. For the bunch of idiots that haven’t yet been able to figure it out at the few previous moments before reading that first sentence.

1) I just so happen to be professional guy repellent. See, I’m just like bug repellent instead of repelling bugs (in which I do just exactly the opposite of that…), I repell those of the masculine species. Oui, ’tis true my friend! Boys hate me because I’m a geek and apparently some seem to think I’m a mute too… Well, it’s not my fault that boys don’t like me!


And I think that should set the tone of things just right.

In a more detailed written composition about me, I have grown up my entire life on the mainland in British Columbia, Canada. Yes, Canada, and just a disclaimer:

No, we do not walk around wearing furry beaver hats and nor do we have to say an “eh” at the end of every sentence. That’s typical stereotyping for you! On the side note however, we do get -2 degree celsius weather and frequent wind storms.

And, no, Paris Hilton, I will not move to L.A. because it’s “hot!” I live in a family of 4, my mom, my dad, “it,” and me! I am referring to my “brother” as in “it” because I have a great sense that he is indeed adopted! He lives right next door with his queen-sized bed and high-speed flat-screened computer desktop with a complimentary television and PS2, meanwhile, I’m here typing on my hand-me-down Toshiba laptop sitting in front of my twin-sized bed without a TV, just a little hand-me-down Gamecube as room decor! Oui, life is le misereble. Did I mention I hate French? :\ Blah.

Continuing about ME! Try painting me for the artists out there! I’m at a stature of 5′1.5″ meanwhile dark brown eyes, braces, glasses in which I have moved on to contacts, average build, big-foot of a size “8″, black hair with rare hint of dark brown, and porcelain skin. Yes, I am doomed to be diminuitive forever! Power to the shorties of ze world! And anyways, I think I just pretty much described a geek in my own cursed words… Bah humbug?

I don’t have many friends due to my lack of power social skills like my brother, whom I have to admit is probably more popular than I am, which is just wrong!!! It’s like I am sort of bipolar in ways, but not like the psycho-maniac kind of bipolar. I’m a great listener, I can be critical at times, but usually, unless I have great chemistry with someone, I probably won’t say much besides a “hi” to anyone that I don’t know even if I know I have much more greater adjectives for such a meager “hi,” in my expanded vocab, but that’s besides my point. I think for everyone who thinks they know me, they really don’t…

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